extracaramelextragofuckyourself:

Oh, you have to go into work early today?

Bummer, must be nice to wake up after dawn.
Bitch, I’m at work, you don’t know early.

zell-dincht:

When people ask me to stir their drink

I’m sorry is there something wrong with your hands do you not know how to stir things????

extracaramelextragofuckyourself:

Customer orders standard hot beverage;

• Watches me mark the hot cup
• Watches me make the beverage, steaming milk
• Waits for me to hand it to them to say:

“Oh, I wanted that iced.” 

gorgeousgreymatter:

OVER

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

howdoiputthisgently:

MY FRIEND’S CAR:

MY CAR:

howdoiputthisgently:

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

AND THEN I’M LIKE:

howdoiputthisgently:

howdoiputthisgently:

howdoiputthisgently:

yourbaristaprobablyhatesyou:

Well, that was the most fucking anticlimactic happy hour in the history of ever

This gif is more accurate than I like to admit