Oh, you have to go into work early today?
Bummer, must be nice to wake up after dawn.
Bitch, I’m at work, you don’t know early.
When people ask me to stir their drink
I’m sorry is there something wrong with your hands do you not know how to stir things????
Customer orders standard hot beverage;
- Watches me mark the hot cup
- Watches me make the beverage, steaming milk
- Waits for me to hand it to them to say:
“Oh, I wanted that iced.”
AND THEN I’M LIKE:
Well, that was the most fucking anticlimactic happy hour in the history of ever
This gif is more accurate than I like to admit